- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Rebecca Black's career.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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