Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

seek beauty

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

My Butthole.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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