- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Rebecca Black's career.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A seal walks into a club.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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