How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

who is awesome? no one...

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Women's rights

I literally died laughing

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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