- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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