If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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