Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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