What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

You all have Aids

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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