your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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