- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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