whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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