Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A paralysed man falls over.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

You idiot thats 9 letters

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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