- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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