I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Agent 47.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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