What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Women can vote? wtf

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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