- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

whats 7+4? 74

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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