Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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