- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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