- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

This is not funny.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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