- Anti Joke

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!