- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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