- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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