- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats up and also down? your mum

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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