- Anti Joke

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Massie is a fatass

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.