- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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