- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Me Neither.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

cats are pussies

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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