- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

what's the difference between a duck?

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Sex education in Texas.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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