- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What comes after 69? 70

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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