Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

your face is kinda funny

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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