I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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sky's sty

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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