How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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