- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Girls Lacrosse.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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