What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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