- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

My love life

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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