Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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rocky is here again.......................

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Guest what? Dog

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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