Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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