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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Smelly Indians.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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