- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

This sentence is a lie.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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