What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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