Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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were you expecting a joke

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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