Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

can you pass the soap?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Queens Park rangers

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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