I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Tommy got neutered.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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