- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You know whats funny Aids

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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