- Anti Joke

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Dyslexia ruels!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.