- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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