There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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