- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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