So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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