- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

will you like this joke my sources say no

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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