Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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matt is fat

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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