What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Soccer...

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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mark is religion

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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