- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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