- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

My Butthole.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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