- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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world society

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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