Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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