- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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