- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Ian's mind Elevator music

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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