- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man walks into a bar

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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